Lauren's daddy's cheatin'.
Evan's dumpin' Lauren.
Lauren's in the ward.
Now Evan's datin' Jordan.
Pappi's dumpin' Kat.
Ashley's gotta baby.
Carbone's gettin' laid,
Same goes for Katie.
Lauren's writin' stories,
Makin' Shelby cry.
And sooner than you think
Laura's dog is gonna die.
Whitney's got the swine flu,
Casey, poison oak.
Now, SHIT! Breck's dead!
My life's a fuckin' joke.
You think it's kinda crazy?
You think it's really sad?
Maybe now you'll know
Why I feel so bad.















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